Inspirational Quotes

"I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said 'Please Try Again' because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I though I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.'"

--Mitch Hedberg

Time for me to check out this season's lipstick!

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